1/3 cup chopped fresh human placenta
2/3 cup chopped broccoli
2 egg whites
1/8 teaspoon thyme
oil for frying
Wash the placenta well, in a colander, then shake it to drain. (it will still leak juices)
Stir the egg whites with a fork until they are without lumps.
Mix all ingredients well, squishing them by hand.
Add a decent amount of oil to a suitable frying pan.
Set a burner to high heat, and put the pan on it.
Start frying, stirring as if stir-frying or scrambling an egg.
The small amount of liquid (seeping from the placenta, plus the egg whites) will come to a boil. You might turn down the heat slightly at this point.
Let the liquid boil away and/or solidify onto the broccoli and placenta.
When it looks finished, serve it.