Placenta with Broccoli

Ingredients
Everything you'll need to make this recipe
1

1/3 cup chopped fresh human placenta

2

2/3 cup chopped broccoli

3

2 egg whites

4

1/8 teaspoon thyme

5

oil for frying

Instructions
Step-by-step guide to making this recipe
1

Wash the placenta well, in a colander, then shake it to drain. (it will still leak juices)

2

Stir the egg whites with a fork until they are without lumps.

3

Mix all ingredients well, squishing them by hand.

4

Add a decent amount of oil to a suitable frying pan.

5

Set a burner to high heat, and put the pan on it.

6

Start frying, stirring as if stir-frying or scrambling an egg.

7

The small amount of liquid (seeping from the placenta, plus the egg whites) will come to a boil. You might turn down the heat slightly at this point.

8

Let the liquid boil away and/or solidify onto the broccoli and placenta.

9

When it looks finished, serve it.